Air Freshener " NOT"

turmangirl's picture

I have a question for you all......Can you say how many uses you can get from one large can of Pam???   Neither can I ...but I can tell you there is enough to cover the dining table, kitchen floor and whatever else you aim it at!!!

I left Trinity eating her cereal while I checked out my Facebook.....When I went back a few minutes later.....zing........my feet flew out from under me...(are you laughing yet?)......and I hit the floor.   BAM!!   I am like....what the.....slippery doesn't even BEGIN  to express the way that floor felt.    Seems I left the Pam on the dining table last night.....Won't do THAT again.   Trin had sprayed MOST of the can and took off for the bedroom to hide under some pillows....LOL.      I stood up carefully and slid to safety.    When I got to her....hiding....I asked why she did that and she said....airfreshener......OMG....Believe me.......Canola Oil is VERY slippery, but will not freshen the air.

I hope this makes you laugh....It did me.    Hip will be reminding me of the "joke" for a day or two.    Have a great day people.


That's funny! Yeah I did

Dee's picture

That's funny! Yeah I did manage a good laugh ... :D

Speaking of oil, my husband

WyattsMom's picture

Speaking of oil, my husband and I were both home watching Wyatt but he slipped downstairs and out the door and managed to pour some specialized (but thankfully clean) oil all over a neighbor's plant. He was trying to "water" it but doesn't get that oil is different than water. It took us an hour to clean up the spill (with hot water and Zep). I hope the plant doesn't die.

I am soooooooooooo glad you

turmangirl's picture

I am soooooooooooo glad you all got a good laugh...I am still smiling about it myself. In the words of SpongeBob Squarepants...." I think I have broken my maximus glutenous...." tee hee.. Seriously, I AM sore today, but my Pam is safely put away in the pantry...where it SHOULD have been in the first place. Thanks for the ideas about the slip n slide. That would work great.. later gators..

that is the best april fools

drheave's picture

that is the best april fools joke YES!!! thank your beautiful daughter for such a great and fun idea!!!! you know what else you can use pam on. homemade slippery wet slide...plastic sheeting for painting, of course pam sprayed all over the surface, and water from the garden hose, wa-la slip-n-slide. take pictures it will be great!

The air might not seem

Perz's picture

The air might not seem fresher, but nothing should ever get stuck to your floor... ever again - lol. Thanks for sliding by and slipping this post in. LMAOTIP :D

OMG I am laughing up a

abbylovestwins's picture

OMG I am laughing up a storm here...hey...find us on facebook, ok...I am under Abby Crandell Kirkwood MO!

Glad I just peed lol. My

Cindy's picture

Glad I just peed lol. My bladder's not as good as it used to be lol just kidding. Too funny, thanks for sharing

Been there, done that!

WyattsMom's picture

Been there, done that! Every time I buy spray oil I have to hide it from my son (who will spray it everywhere) and my husband who gives me lectures about how I should just use the regular olive oil from a bottle. But it is soooo much more convenient to use spray.