The Israelis and Arabs finally realized that if they continued fighting,
> they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided
> to
> settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each
> country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could.
> The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule the
> disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
> The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world.
> They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest
> Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each
> litter, killed all the other puppies and fed them the best food. They used
> steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.
> After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on
> its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the day of the
> big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a
> nine-foot-long Dachshund.
> Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal
> stood a chance against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The bookies
> predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute.
> they would someday end up destroying the world. So they sat down and decided
> to
> settle the whole dispute with a dogfight. The negotiators agreed that each
> country would take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could.
> The dog that won the fight would earn its country the right to rule the
> disputed areas. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
> The Arabs found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the world.
> They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the meanest
> Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from each
> litter, killed all the other puppies and fed them the best food. They used
> steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine.
> After the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison bars on
> its cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast. When the day of the
> big fight arrived, the Israelis showed up with a strange animal. It was a
> nine-foot-long Dachshund.
> Everyone felt sorry for the Israelis. No one else thought this weird animal
> stood a chance against the growling beast in the Arab camp. The bookies
> predicted the Arabs would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened.
> The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring. The Arab dog leapt from
> his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of
> the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in
> one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer
> dog's tail.
read more » > The Dachshund waddled toward the center of the ring. The Arab dog leapt from
> his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got to within an inch of
> the Israeli dog, the Dachshund opened its jaws and swallowed the Arab beast in
> one bite. There was nothing left but a small bit of fur from the killer
> dog's tail.
